me and my boss stopped at a fast food/ gas station for some lunch and then we both had to take a leak with the other salesmen that came along. There was this 80 or 85 year old guy peeing in a stall, and his tongue was enormously enlarged , about 3 times normal thickness and hanging outside of his mouth, I dont think that he could have put it back in really, he was also kinda senile, while standing there peeing he peed all over himself, but I didnt know this because I was looking at his werido mouth.
Then I went to piss and my boss made fun of me b/c I almost stepped in this guy's pee.