That was some good nerd rage. Thanks for posting that.
To anybody who didn't laugh or would like to laugh more, I strongly suggest imagining Comic Book Guy speaking those words.
"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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