Bayonetta vs Dante vs Kratos

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The_vagabond7 said:

Zeus isn't the creator of Reality. Greek Gods are pussies compared to other mythologies. They get killed on a regular basis, have extremely human desires and personalities and faults, and live on a freakin' mountain. Hell is a big cave underground that you crawl out of. The more Judeo-christian mythology that Bayonetta draws from involves creatures that aren't even perceptible to human beings, a deity that created all of reality including dimensions that humans cannot perceive, and live in a plane of existence that humans can't fathom. Greek mythology has a guy that throws lightning bolts from a good sized mountain, and their enemies are giants. Their gods are regular ol' humans with special powers, half the Marvel cast could beat the hell out of greek gods.

MINOR NON SPECIFIC SPOILER AHEAD FOR SOMETHING BAYONETTA DOES IN A BOSS FIGHT

In Bayonetta you can actually destroy PLANETS in one boss fight, and that doesn't even kill the boss you're fighting in the process. In fact the boss you're fighting considers that a pussy move, and you need to try harder than that. Kratos grunts when opening a big stone treasure chest. How exactly is he going to kill her again? Could Kratos destroy a planet?

I don't take bayonetta seriously at all...Sound in Space? Breathing in space? Im sorry but last time I heard Witches were mortals with some black magic, not some invincible omgwtfbbq beautiful chick thats looks a lot like sarah palin. The story is absurb and out of hand. The game shines for it's gameplay and how smooth it is. If you judge only by the way she fights, Kratos rapes her...

 

I mean I could make a character who is invincible, sexy as hell and eats stars for breakfast... judge by how she fight because if you judge by who she fights...then err, we are in for an infinite argument.