superchunk said: I give you 9000 for this thread. Need to soften it up a bit to make it more believable and thus drag more into your tar pit. |
I was afraid of having the thread locked or even possibly being banned for making it too believable and getting reported for trolling. Since this was my first attempt, I played it a little safe, haha.
Also, I was annoyed that some users love to cherry pick to justify their warped views of reality, and I was trying to show the ridiculous nature of such logic, so I wanted it to be absurd.
Edit: Check out the first letter of each paragraph, by the way.
Edit2: I count 11-12 I've got so far. I don't think that's too bad.