When all else fails, talk about sex.
Lost my precious flower at a later age than most to a "big girl". To this day, I still don't know how it happened. I just went to work and she decided we were going to have sex. It actually wasn't too bad. In retrospect, I wish it were with someone I loved, though.
So, anybody else want to talk about their first rodeo to a bunch of anonymous dudes over the internet?