Vampires have become really lame.
These days, there's people walking around actually saying that "Twilight" is one of the best vampire movies ever made. As a fan of the original Dracula, it makes me sick. Vampires are supposed to be scary, and they aren't anymore, thanks to the Twilight series. These vamps don't even play by the rules, such as:
-They glow in the sunlight
-They come out in the daytime
-They don't sleep in coffins
-They are unaffected by crosses and garlic
-They have sworn off human blood (the most laughable)
There is no place for teen love drama in a vampire movie. Similarly, there is no place for pansy-ass vampires-who-don't-act-like-vampires in a vampire movie. My brother recently showed me "Nosferatu," the first and original vampire movie, and I nearly wet myself. It's that freaky. Like vampire movies are SUPPOSED to be. Never heard of Nosferatu? Let me enlighten you with this short sampler. You're in for a treat.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=patgT_qG65U
The full movie is royalty-free and can also be found on YouTube. Watch it at night, and you won't sleep well, i guarantee it. The fact that it is a silent movie makes it that much creepier.
I think this photo says it the best.
Your thoughts?
