Best console for me and my boyfriend to buy?

[NJ5]

blaydcor said:
'We need something that will satisfy us both'
'The 360 sounds right up our alley'
'We want something more meaty and powerful'
'We want something that's backwards compatible'
'We often spend our wads on each other when it comes to having fun'
'Another concern is that we may end up with a red ring!'

Please tell me that all these hilarious innuendos are intentional.

Also, after your post:

"It's a bit of a bummer ..."

"we both have a heavy load on our overdrafts"