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Movie: Star Wars 2 Clone wars

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Now to my defense, I was really depressed at the time. You see, I had just finished watching Star Wars: Phantom Menace and I felt very suicidal (for obvious reasons). I thought that the quickest way to ending my torment A.K.A death, was to watch the second movie. By doing this I would have the courage to pull that trigger and make the images go away.

What happened and why am I still here? The answer is simple. Upon immediate viewing of the second movie, I became traumatized. A vegetable as some would say, except (and to my chagrin) I still could see and comprehend the world around me. I was stuck watching that atrocity on a loop for 3 days until I was found by my Aunt Jimima. An ambulance took me to the hospital where somehow I managed to regain control over my body.

The things I've seen... (shivers)