"If the game plays good and isn't littered with bugs/glitches or other technical faults then it is a "GAME" It is not shovelware."
I also maintain that. It doesn't matter what some think of ports or party games, if they work, they are not shovelware. Ninjabread Man doesn't work, so it's shovelware (it's a port, but the original version was shovelware as well).
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs