You're greatest COD: MW2 kill so far?

[radiantshadow92]

patapon said:
Ahh, I have a great story for you young lad so please, stay awhile and listen

It was once upon a time when the greatest MW2 kill took place. Here's the scoop; my buddy and I were camping up a merry time. We had marshmellows and hotdogs and all that good shit! After killing some nub who thought he could sneak upon our party uninvited, we went back to snipe time. But what was to happen next would end up scaring me for life... if only I'd known <:'( (weeps)

As I was saying before, something happened... the small crack of a twig, the rush of a somber breeze, we could only speculate. But who cared? Noob sniping was far more important. All the sudden, a giant thump... thumped the ground!!! I looked around to see WTF was going on? To my horror, my buddy had been smashed by a giant foot!!! Oh the humanity! He was pulp.

Looking up to see the source of the giant foot, I was shocked. It was... it was... IT WAS A FIRE BREATHING DRAGON!!! OMG! Using my quick wit, I managed to avoid his breath of fire by he hair of my balls. So close... I blazed down the hill I had been purched on and into some urban place. A long chase ensued in which people died... whatever. At least it wasn't me right?

During the dragon chase, I came upon a sword! I think it was magic... I guess... So I pulled it out of the stone it was stuck in. All the sudden, I TRANSFORMED INTO A GIANT GUNDAM!!! Oh yeah baby! Then I attacked that dragon some mum ma bitch. We battled so long and in such a CGI cutscene way, that even the most seasoned MGS4 players would get annoyed! Finally, I was able to strike the dragons weak spot for maximum damage! Dragon -1, Me +10000

Good times... So would you like your eggs sunny side up or scrambled?

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