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luvtospooge said:
Haha that was epic... If THIS was the last kill in a Team Deathmatch I would laugh harder!


But it WASN'T Team Deathmatch -- looked like Domination.  Which means while this guy's team is LOSING, he's busy running around having fun getting kills and leaving the rest of his team to try and capture points.

Me and my team usually play just Domination if we have 6 players, and we always shake our heads at nimrods like this.  Don't get me wrong -- its a great kill.  But if all you are trying to do is get neato-kills than play FFA or TD.  Domination is a team game, and this guy is just in it for his own personal jack-off amusement.  Screw my team, I'm going to use Domination to get kills because I've got a better chance of nabbing people in an objective-based mode.  Screw everybody relying on me . . . this is all about ME.  The other team and my teammates are all there just for my personal amusement.  My teammates are trying to WIN, and I'm just here to boost my K/D ratio.  Aren't I cool?

No.  No, you're not.  I'm sure your teammates really appreciate you leaving Alpha in the opposition's control while you send the text.  They may lose, but they will have the satisfaction of knowing they gave you the freedom to masturbate on their backs.  And really, isn't that the most important thing for them?

We LOVE playing against mercenaries like this.  They gloat about how good they are after the match with a 31-6 K/D ratio when the score is 200-72 against them.  Yep, you shot us up real good . . . and we absolutely crushed you.  Thanks for basically making it a 6-on-5 match.  We truly appreciate your handicapping your team for us.