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I miss the days when birthdays meant that I earned new rights and privileges. It's like getting a special present from the government.

I guess I just have to hold out until 65 when I can start collecting pension money.



"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event."  — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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