If you could create a new genre what would it be?

[demonfox13]

I would make a new Mario game but it would have to be the true next gen nintendo console because it would need amazing graphics. They would use Ron Jeremy to be the Mario actor. Whenever he would get the growth mushroom, he would have an italian sausage rip past his pants and use it as a weapon, and any time a female enemy would be near, a quick time event would activate with legendary Kama Sutra positions when successful button presses are made. It would be a hit with the kiddies I promise :p.