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Squilliam on 30 December 2009
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binary solo said:
Why is PSP off the menu? Does buying a PSP turn you into an arsehole or something? I'd definitely want my BFF to become a girl over becoming an arsehole.

But I fully support the assertion that the DS is the most mature gaming system on the market. This is totally obvious because the only people I see on TV ads for the DS are old women. And now there is the DS LL which is like books that are published in large print for people with bad eyesight. So clearly the DS is the gaming system for the over 50's.

So the question isn't do you mind if your firend turns into a girl, but do you want your friend to turn into an old woman? Old women have their advantages, chiefly among them is no PMT because they are post menopausal. But then they have their disadvantages in that their tits tend to hang down to their knees and so become much less a personal asset. However if you like toothless cougars (some people do) then a DS is almost a guaranteed win for you. A $100 investment in a the transformative powers of the DS is much better than the thousands you'd pay for gender reassignment and rapid aging treatments.

Forget the powah of teh c3ll. We now have the transgenderisingageificationism of da DS!!

PSP is off the menu because its very cinematic. When you're looking at someone whos chief response to a cutscene is the skip button no matter whether its Batman or Uncharted 2 theres really no point in a PSP.

How can the DS be an old womans system when all the advertisements I see are hot chicks playing Zelda? Hot chicks who play Zelda aren't old women by any stretch. If its just hot girls who play the system because the advertisements do tell me so then I challenge your assertion that the DS-Lite does anything more than simple gender reassignment.

Men as they get old turn into women anyway so I don't think that the DS LL would have much effect there, and you have to be old first before you'd actually want one. Any old men who buy the systems are already women so I propose that the DS LL does not age already old people and does not turn people into women who are already women in all but the gender on their birth certificate.



Tease.