My first impressions are that this game is what I suspected, a quirky Square game that the PS1 used to get, just called FF because S-E is using their top IPs almost as a crutch now.
Also, it blows out of the water any notion Bionic Commando couldn't work on the Wii, since the gameplay sure seems like proper 3D gameplay for it.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs