Why does that a**hole hate me?

[Esmoreit]

Ha I have a very specific time for pooping... around 2 o' clock in the afternoon, right after lunch. It's awesome.

Talked to one of my mates from boxing last thursday... he really liked his upstair neighbour but he lives in a building with razorthin walls. He was afraid that everytime he took a dump, his neighbour would hear him (as he is, according to himself) quite loud...
True story, very funny, we adviced him to turn up the music or use a courtesy flush.