Could you kids take that religion *insert vulgar word for feces here* elsewhere. Make your own thread if you must.
My BS is enough for this thread.
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."