coolestguyever said:
Seece said:
50 Reasons why Britain is better than America
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50 (or however many I can think of) reasons America is better than Britain
1- About 5 times your population,and???
2 - About 40 times your land area
3 - USA is only country to use an atomic bomb on another country, let alone 2 bombs,sorry how is this good?
4 - Best in the world at Basketball, Golf, American Football, the olympics and many other sports,lol woah cos loads of countries play american football dont they/ We're sorry little third world countries can't afford to play football, while soccer only requires a little ball. Football is just too complicated for some countries. .
5 - USA has a military 5x larger,doenst mean five times better US Seals > SAS ,FAIL.... not only are SAS the original but they are also more usefull
6 - 153 of the 500 largest companies in the world are in America, Britain has 34
7 - Hollywood movies, subjective When did hollywood move to britain?
8 - Coke & Pepsi And Dr. Peper and every other good soda.
9 - The American Dream Meh.
10 - 11 of the 25 richest men in the world are in America, the highest ranked Brit? 29th place
11 - Fast Food! McDonalds, Wendy's, Subway? You can thank America,sorry is that ment to be good thing? Yes! Micky D's is fucking awesome.
12 - Capitalism
13 - Fuck Europe! USA didn't join WWII until 1941. And that's only because Japan attacked em!,again how is this ment to be a good hting? Well we had to bail europe's ass out of fascism even though we did not want to join because they fucked us over in WWI.
14 - The computer your typing on right now? Oh yeah an American invention.That internet your using right now? thats an british invention Kinda, but only sorta. Networks were in both countries.
15 - Tea? haha fuck that we drink coffee bitches!sunjective
16 - Xbox! oh yeah. Where's your console Britain?
17 - American football is rougher, tougher, injuryer and more manly then that wimp sport soccer! ha ha ha,lol yeah im sure it is with ll your big pads portecting your guys from anything It's because we don't pussy hit like the guys in rugby do. It's alot different.
18 - American muscle cars! So what you've got Fag-uar and Ass-ton Martin! We have GM, Ford and Chrysler.
19 - They have a black president! What you still have a white guy?
20 - US Virgin Islands > British Virgin Islands
21 - America doesn't fuck around. They need oil they go and take it!and then you wonder why your so unpopular List made by british guy... I would think 99% of americans resent the middle eastern countries because they are making shit so difficult for us.Lol mahoovisve fail there...yeah because it wasnt like you invaded Iraq
22 - Texas,yeah most people think thats a bad hting honkey tonk and cowboy. John wayne. Beautiful landscape. Not a bad place as long as you don't get near the bad mexican places :-/
23 - John Wayne and Clint Eastwood,clints cool but captain price is better than john wayne nonononononono.
24 - M16 > All other guns (except the AK-47)fail We have robots.....
25 - They kicked your asses in the American revolution and again later (war of 1812)
26 - Awesome weather! Seen any sun yet this year britain? didn't think so! Good thing there's umbrellas,we dont need sunshine because you are too busy being boring..
27 - Statue of Liberty,you didnt even make it but we made the french hand it over.. What has france given you?... Oh wait, you gave them all your european holdings, shit.
28 - Hawaii - where's your tropical paradise britain? hell yes, I was born there.
29 - Megan effing Fox! what a bitch. This is probably the single biggest terrible thing about america: the celebrities who are famous for JACK SHIT.
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49 - ummm Beer!!,er,america didnt invent beer
50 - 50 States. How many states do you have? 5? 6? Ha that's nothing,we ruled half of the worlds population and we have a lot of commonwealth countries would back us up in wars and yet you now are almost bankrupt and can't even keep ireland :-/
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