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We have this one here in Hungary: (to understand, insert your own majority to "Hungarian", and the racial minority to "Gypsy").

a Hungarian, a Gypsy and a Jew go fishing. One of them catches a goldfish and they are all allowed to make one wish. The Jew wishes that all Jews could live in Israel, freely and without foreign interference. Poof – the Jew disappears to his promised land. The Gypsy wishes for a big country where all Gypsies can live together in peace and harmony. Poof – the Gypsy also disappears. The Hungarian is last and asks the goldfish - hey goldfish, so the Jews are all gone and so are the Gypsies. Positive – replies the goldfish.
OK in that case I wish for nothing but a glass of beer, the Hungarian replies.