coolestguyever said:
50 (or however many I can think of) reasons America is better than Britain
1- About 5 times your population 2 - About 40 times your land area 3 - USA is only country to use an atomic bomb on another country, let alone 2 bombs 4 - Best in the world at Basketball, Golf, American Football, the olympics and many other sports 5 - USA has a military 5x larger 6 - 153 of the 500 largest companies in the world are in America, Britain has 34 7 - Hollywood movies 8 - Coke & Pepsi 9 - The American Dream 10 - 11 of the 25 richest men in the world are in America, the highest ranked Brit? 29th place 11 - Fast Food! McDonalds, Wendy's, Subway? You can thank America 12 - Capitalism 13 - Fuck Europe! USA didn't join WWII until 1941. And that's only because Japan attacked em! 14 - The computer your typing on right now? Oh yeah an American invention 15 - Tea? haha fuck that we drink coffee bitches! 16 - Xbox! oh yeah. Where's your console Britain? 17 - American football is rougher, tougher, injuryer and more manly then that wimp sport soccer! ha ha ha 18 - American muscle cars! So what you've got Fag-uar and Ass-ton Martin! We have GM, Ford and Chrysler 19 - They have a black president! What you still have a white guy? 20 - US Virgin Islands > British Virgin Islands 21 - America doesn't fuck around. They need oil they go and take it! 22 - Texas 23 - John Wayne and Clint Eastwood 24 - M16 > All other guns (except the AK-47) 25 - They kicked your asses in the American revolution 26 - Awesome weather! Seen any sun yet this year britain? didn't think so! Good thing there's umbrellas 27 - Statue of Liberty 28 - Hawaii - where's your tropical paradise britain? 29 - Megan effing Fox! *cough* skip *cough* 49 - ummm Beer!! 50 - 50 States. How many states do you have? 5? 6? Ha that's nothing |
LOL @ 21. This post is hilarious. All these brits thinkin they're cool n shit. At least we have access to good dental care!
