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The boy will be 6, so it's time to get him some more edumacation type toys. He has loads of real toys and a few new games for his beloved Wii, but he also has a chemistry set and an experiment kit to do with magnetic fields or some such.

For the woman, I have given her the gift of my seed, and bestowed upon her a bump filled with a baby girl. Which will handily be due at easter, thereby saving me the cost of an egg.