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Pyro as Bill said:
SimonSaysFYou said:
Pyro as Bill said:
Here come the Scotch to try and disclaim Englands right to superiority. S'pose we'll have the Irish next blaming us for the chipshop famine. Don't blame us for not being able to feed yourselves. Part of being English is looking after yourself and not expecting handouts.

Everyone wants to be English until they realise they never can be. Luckily for America we can still allow you to denounce the Republic and become a monarchy at any point. Do it, you know it makes sense.

In Europe we are known as the 'Land of the Angels'. Probably because they realised early on that God himself is on our side.

Liberals don't believe in God ;-P

Doesn't matter what they believe. History has shown that God/the universe has helped England so that it can bring good to the whole wide world.

We invented time (GMT), gravity (Newton), evolution (Darwin) and America too. That easily surpasses Hot Dogs and Liposuction.

you didn't "invent" any of those things, only came up with the theories which support them. Besides, evolution hasn't been proven :P