We take you live to Washington:
"This is an emergency session in Congress to direct our attention towards the Crisis at Springfield. The bill is proposed to immediately use US Army Resources to evacuate the city and it's residents from harm.
Yes, I'd like to tack on an additional 40,000 in funding to support the pornography industry.
All in favour of the joint Springfield evacuation/perverted arts bill? Denied!"
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Democracy does not work!
This thread needs more Simpsons.
See Ya George.
"He did not die - He passed Away"
At least following a comedians own jokes makes his death easier.