One of my sisters recently asked me if I was interested in Guitar Hero III (fishing for x-mas ideas?) and my reply was jokingly "Why would I want a fake guitar when I own a real one?" (see avatar)
Learning a real instrument can be very frustrating (as well I know) but with enough practice and patience it can be extremely enjoyable and potentially profitable.
If anyone here is interested in learning the guitar and/or bass, Guitar Pro 5 is an excellent tool to get you started.
Link: http://www.guitar-pro.com/en/index.php
Tabs for GP: http://www.tablatures.tk/
Switch: SW-5066-1525-5130
XBL: GratuitousFREEK