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If I were Sony, I'd offer some kind of incentive for third parties to include Red Lolipop support as an option for their games. Online, (if the Wii's control is any indication), people using motion control would be far more accurate and quicker than people who used controllers. And since the camera is a must with their peripheral, I'd include all kinds of features (like picture in a picture) to generally give the impression that having the motion control device is waaaaaay more elite than gaming without one.

If I were Microsoft, I'd appeal to the casuals like never before. I'd have so many applications for voice control, motion control, and so many Wii-Fit rip offs, it would be sad. I'd have a virtual dance party where you'd dance at home and your online avatar would be mimicking your movement. I'd be trying really hard to come up with the next Pokemon.

If I were Nintendo, I'd go to a bar and find myself a lonely, hot girl. I'd say, "Hey, baby. I'm Nintendo." Then, we'd have sex.