Velvet Assassin. I was in Gamestop and I walked up to the register with this turd. The guy said "Hey, welcome to Gamestop and dude, don't buy Velvet Assassin".
"I know it sucks but I bought Bikini Samurai Squad and that got a 1/10. It was fun."
"Well, at least buy it used so that you can trade it in when it sucks.", he said. The second guy ran and got me a used copy. It was like he was getting me some seizure medication or something-such a sense of urgency! The first guy nodded and rang up the game.
I NEVER trade in games, no matter how shitty. It's all about building up the collection. About 3 days later, I traded in Velvet Assassin for Ghostbusters.
If you see this poorly animated, glitchy, broken game that is Velvet Assassin in a trash can, throw your garbage in a different trash can. Don't think. Just walk away.
Velvet Assassin is a special kind of shitty.
