LordTheNightKnight on 17 November 2009
"If anyone is reading this thread and wondering if this game is worth buying because it doesn't have ZOMG 99% rating on metacritic, here is what I have to say."
TV Tropes calls it "Reviews Are The Gospel", although Mario Kart Wii already blew that out of the water (scored the least of the console Mario Kart games).
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs
