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1. Fawful (Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, Partners in Time, Bowser's Inside Story) - "the mustard of your doom!" - that line alone is better than 99% of this gen's dialogue, "Oscar-worthy" or not
2. Elite Beat Agents - we danced so hard we fought off an alien invasion with the power of rock and roll
3. Travis Touchdown (No More Heroes) - unlike other losers who kill for honor or revenge or boring stuff like that, he's an otaku who collects mechs and has a kitten, and his only motivation for becoming the ultimate assassin is sex
4. GlaDOS (Portal) - best dialogue ever, would've been #1 if Fawful hadn't said "the mustard of your doom!"
5. The Beatles - the fucking Beatles man


We'll have to do this over when this gen is completely done, and see how/if our lists have changed. We can totally do last gen right now though. The best character of the entire last generation was hands down The King of All Cosmos.