The McCarthyism thread of communism in videogames.

[Strategyking92]

My fellow VGChartzers, it has come to my attention that several videogames are attempting to commit treason against your chosen consoles. This spread of communist ideals of every body being equal and getting access to any video game they want is disturbing to me. I have come up with a short list of 6 console video games, 2 on each console, which I suscpect with extreme certainty are going multiplatform while poisoning our consoles with their communist idealist lies:

 

wii:

and better yet..: http://www.deviantart.com/download/44481583/The_Communist_Mario_Triumphant_by_Thrakks.jpg

Wii fit - Wii fit is a traitor to the wii. Wii owners stood by it while the fanboys called it a "non-game" and "trash". But these hypocritical HD gamers can't stomach the fact that they are all fat, and do not have wii fit to be ripped like that Tae Bow guy. Wii fit has been taking bribes and is a secret multiplaform game is disguise... Set to be a minigame compilation game that gives your fingers an ultra workout.. It is aimed mostly at FPS junkies that want to increase their hair trigger speed.

 

SMB wii: - Obviously going multiplatform. Mario is obviously a communist himself (he wears the colors of the former USSR of course). And he talks with that fake italian accent which makes it painfully clear he was trained as a russian spy. It's just amazing he hasn't gone multiplatform yet. What's his aim?

 

xbox 360:

Fable 2 - you choose to be whatever you want to be. Including a communist. Game, set, match.

Halo reach - This might even go multiplatform even before the game hits shelves. Bungie said they were going to "do something different" with reach. Meaning a port to the ps3 & wii. Not only that, but sources have said the heroic spartans will be voiced by soundbytes from old communist speeches by fidel castro, while the invading elites will be the "oppressive capitalist progaganda of John Kennedy". The situation in halo:reach parallels the communist viewpoint of the cuban missile crisis.

 

ps3:

Gran Turismo 5 -Have you seen the graphics they are amazing! Amazingly communist! Besides having cars from the increasingly red american automakers (which are practically government owned), the gas that powers them comes from russia. And that guy in the cockpit? He's russian. Truly.. disturbing.

Metal Gear Solid 4 - The protagonist is the model of a future spetznats soldier for crying out loud! A clone, made for war, deadly silent.. Unless he wants to be. It is very disturbing. Never mind the earlier games..

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