Pfoew... where to start..
At the start perhaps, when losing my virginity. We were in a hotel on those beds slapped together only we hadn't noticed that they were on wheels. So at some point the two just parted to the walls and we fell in between!
No problem, we just continued on the floor... where she got a very bad rug-burn....
Two hours later, I was massaging here with oil when I felt a muscle "slide" and she gave of a hiss so I thought:a grat, that's a sore muscle spot. So I continued massaging that spot as best as I could... Untill I noticed a few minutes later that it was the (open) rugburn I was massaging and she didn't say anything...
Not being able to contain a fart is also pretty awkward...
Tryong to talk to a lady in the bar with absolutely nothing worthwhile to say so trying to open with a poem which basically translated to her being a hooker...
In the same vain, talking to a girl and notifing that only cheap ho 16 yo's drink the drink she's drinking...
Watching the latest harry potter and when shé crying at Dumbledore's death, only looking at her awkwardly and asking why the hell that's emotional and only getting both a blank and destructive stare back...
Trying bondage with a girl yet having no idea how to lay a knot...
The Doctor will see you now
Promoting Lesbianism --> 
