Ok, I'm giving up on teaching O.o It's too hard trying to make rules for grammar when it's internalized >.< Sorry, if I let anyone down.
For people already proficient in Japanese, feel free to start an actual conversation. If you guys even want, you guys can even voice chat with me (umm... I guess with Steam (Akvod) or Ventrillo?) if you want to practice speaking.
I guess I'll bring up a generic topic:
あなたが一番好きな日本食は何ですか?どうして好きですか?いつか食べたい物ありますか?