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Ever notice how you were totally going to get some action from Zelda too?

I mean think about the original LOZ.

It was You, Zleda, Monsters, Old Men, Old Women and a Giant Pig Man. There wern't any other people anywhere near Zelda's age and there were no Kids anywhere... it was practically a "Last man on Earth Scenario."

Better off then Super Mario Brothers... where the instruction booklet explains all of those floating blocks were Mushroom people! That's right everytime you smashed a brick to get somewhere or hoping to find secret 1-ups or coins you were killing a Mushroom man or woman!

Murderers!