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highwaystar101 said:
WessleWoggle said:
What exactly is unrealistic about being a ninja, highway? You practise backflip, eventually you'll do it. Apply the same concept to any other ninja skill. You must be formless, like water. Or fire. Air is pretty formless too.

Having a skill is nothing in life unless you can make it pay off. I'm pretty shit hot at Super Mario Brothers because I've spent a good portion of my life playing it. Where's being good at Super Mario brothers going to get me? Nowhere, that's where. Will that skill get me a job? No.

I know it sounds like a cool job but there is no call for Ninjas, honestly try and get a job as a Ninja. I doubt anyone has had one since 18th century Japan. You can be the best Ninja the world has ever seen, but it's unlikely that you could live off being a Ninja.

I'm sorry if I'm being harsh, but it is the truth. At least piracy is a thriving industry right now lol.

Ninjas are masters of all trades my friend... I could get a job as a massage dude, musician, contortionist, physical fitness trainer, or something else. I can make all my ninja skills pay off, they will help me in all areas of life.

Does being good at super mario have to get you anywhere? Can't you just enjoy the ride?

You're not being harsh, I think you're being silly and not thinking quite deep enough. I can barely blame you thought, you're not on an LSD hangover.