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trashleg said:
go in your underwear, and tell them all you're a premature ejaculation...

"i just came in my pants".

That is by far one of the most awesome things I've ever heard but I don't think I could pull that off (you really don't want to see me in my underwear) and the wife wouldn't be too happy about that either.  :-p