Funny stuff. The guys bias is firmly implanted and I can't help but laugh. I'd love to see some of his other reviews. I can just imagine:
"A decent platformer with okay visuals for the hardware provided, but this would 3 billion times better on the PS3 or Xbox 360. The controls are awkward and often times confusing and flat out complicated." - Super Mario Bros. 3
"A somewhat long and bloated experience, there's definitely something to be proud of about this game, but it's not a lot. The analog controls are awkward and really need the fine touch of a good old d-pad. Also, it would be a 6 billion time better if it had the visual flair offered on the PS3 or Xbox 360" - Ocarina of Time
Current systems owned: Wii, 360. I'll get a PS3 when hell freezes over!... or when the price drops to a reasonable level. Whichever comes first.
