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I don't get the pink poodle crotch, but I'm glad the King of All Cosmos reminds you of me somehow.

I also don't have any ideas or money or time for this year, and I'll be working that night, and don't even have plans for after. This might be the first year I don't have any fun. Anybody got any last minute ideas for me? I'm game for anything awesome that doesn't take too much time or money or skill.