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You know, after reading this thread, I've had a revelation. Why should I keep paying for Sirius Satellite Radio? Normal radio has all of the same features for free. Pay for internet? There's a free hotspot at my hospital! And, why do I have DirecTV? Free TV has all of the same features! Why am I paying prostitutes? My girlfriend has free vagina!! It's just as good.

Isn't it?

Also, while not paying for any of the previously mentioned services, I'm going to ridicule and condemn anyone who does pay.