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madskillz said:
scruffybunny said:
Why don't you just drop 2 of the 4 things you plan to buy for yourself, can you even play all of those at once? Its not like you can't buy 'em later.

That means waiting - and I can't wait. I am very impatient, if you haven't noticed. I'll just donate some sperm and some plasma. According to doctors, I don't fire blanks and all my soldiers march.

@ D21 - you know, I used to use checklists - but doggone, I realized I wanted way too much stuff. Now, I keep it simple - a top 10 list of things I want - like a Gulfstream, a mansion in Bora Bora, an endless supply of KY Jelly ...

Actually donating sperm is not such a bad idea, whenever you feel the urge to buy stuff, simply do a few rounds of "sperm donation", and you'll be too tired to want to do anything at all, theres not even the need to pull them pants up, incase you feel any futher urges teehee.