Born in 400BC, Sam has grown to be a very charming young man. Samuel, born of 42 was the host of the first ever Olympic games, and he also assisted in the fall of Rome. Falling ill with the Black Death on both occasions, Sam has been a very sickly person - even being persecuted during the Crusades for having leprosy.
Sam is the very reason as to why the English spell their words differently to every other English speaking nation, as it was he who, during the Battle of Hastings in 1066, helped lead William of Normandy to victory, and thus brought in the Feudal System to Britain.
Sam also worked as a Russian Spy during the Cold War, in which he was able to take down an entire Special Operations unit with a single piece of paper and a golf tea.
Sam has many homes throughout the planet, with two teetering one-on-top of the other at the peak of Everest. He also has a house on one of Jupiter's moons, but he never travels there due to traffic issues and the lack of oxygen. He doesn't regret the purchase.
Despite owning many houses, with each one more luxurious than the last, he currently lives with his parents in Hullbridge.
Lastly, Samuel is currently enjoying his stint at SEEVIC college, posing as a seventeen year old with a dodgy hair cut (or lack, thereof), and forever smudged glasses, he tries to make a bit of money on the side as an electric gigolo.
To find out more about Sam's ever more frightening and sexy adventures, you can contact him on email at sammyson.smith@gmail.com, or on Live Messenger at samuel_r_s@hotmail.co.uk
Disclaimer: Actual events may differ from described
