1. Combing my belly hair.
2. Make movie quotes in really monotone voices without actually trying to imitate the character.
3. Searching for old political threads on Vgchartz when I'm bored.
4. Wondering what it must be like to be a wolf and have sex with other wolves.
5. Randomly yelling at my computer screen...in fact, I just did it.
6. Reading sexual experiences from Vgchartz members and imagining them doing it.
7. Going into Best Buy and walking around the videogame isles for half an hour even though I knew what I wanted from the start.
8. Critiquing porn.
9. Watching the same movies over and over again while refusing to take most of the movie suggestions people give me.
10. Playing Vocals on Beatles: Rock Band and pretending that the microphone is my penis.
