The "Things you do and Wonder if Anyone Else Does it too" thread

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Randomly say things at work. Sometimes shout it out loud or say silently. It freaks people out and startles them. Now everyone at work does it. I have successfully given everyone at work turrets syndrome

"What?!?" (asian/mexiacan, broken english accent)
"Come on" (High pitch drawn out girly voice)
"Who do voodoo"
"I no like fat" (asian/mexiacan, broken english accent)
"Yahh!!" (someone cowboy way)

I also have urges to smack everyone at work in the balls. So now everyone does it too. I'm pretty sure visitors at work think we are mental.

I give my dog names and rub it in her face.

"Hey Ug, why are you so ugly? How can you be so ugly and cute at the same time? It doesn't make sense!"


I also mix my ketchup with mayo. A lot of people I know do that too.