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highwaystar101 said:
Mistershine said:
You complete and utter c*nt! I hate you!

Come on now, you don't really hate me do you Mr Shiney McShine. Just because I saw Monty Python live in a one off show where it was near impossible to get tickets.


Nooo. I don't really hate you. How could I hate someone that knows the difference between a pasty and a fucked up pie?

And on the subject of funerals, I've decided to have Chesney Hawkes: 'I am the one and only' playing as the burn me up in the crematorium.