This thread is sad. I will save the insults for people that are smart enough to understand them. Video games plots are retarded. At least no one mentioned how awesome FF7 plot is. There may still be hope ...
Let me try a different approach to help some of you guys. Reading:
The Republic - Plato
will help you walk using only your legs
The Prince - Machiavelli
will teach you how to wipe your ass
Art of War - Sun Tzu
will help you understand the importance of opposable thumbs
Second Treatise of Government - John Locke
will teach you to get your own food instead of eating other wild animals leftovers
The Old Regime and the Revolution - Alexis de Tocqueville
fire is your friend and round obejects may help you overcome the apes
Candide: or, Optimism - Voltaire
time to use words intead of grunts
The Brothers Karamazov - Dostoyevsky
You may finally understand why you are a failure as a human being
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."
