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5/10

many reason why fable 2 sucks:

(1)shitty boring will spells. Like fuck, how overpowered is time slow!? and dont get me started on lv5 shock

(2)where the fuck are the kick ass abilities like multi-arrow+berserk from fable 1?

(3)game shorter than fable 1. wtF?

(4)condoms wtf? cant get more nerdy than that. this game is like designed for little kids so dont know wtf they were thinking

(5)no armor stats, only clothes? I wanna be badass, not play fucking dressup barbie!

(6)Guns?, where the fuck is my kickass normal bow?

(7)no minimap? where the fuck is everything?, I dont wanna follow the fucking yellow brick road. Do I look like fucking dorothy?

(8)cheesy dialogue, nough said

(9)no challenge, enemies die with 1 headshot.

(10)unoriginal story. Fable 1:sister gets kidnapped. Fable 2:sister dies

11)Not much differnce between being good nor evil

12)Your dog, he dies if you don't revive him, you can't 100% then game you need it to help dig

13)Health bar? wow...

14)Healing = Fat character unless you eat healthy?

15)The flourish if you hold it to long, the enmies don't even move.