To all you parents out there:

[ironman]

Slimebeast said:

d21lewis said:
^^^All the time. I wouldn't even look for them. I'd drive buy, and they'd wreck, trying to switch drivers. They hit deer, leave their cars, and report them stolen. Sometimes, (like last Thanksgiving), they drive into trees, and tear themselves into multiple pieces (torso, legs, arms and, as far fetched as it sounds, EYEBALLS AND SCALP) scattered in different directions. Their clothes even come off.

Were they dead?

Epic...XD