Does anyone know how to become gay?

[AngelFire18]

How to become gay (girly way):

Step 1: Make a gay friend and become Good Friends BEST friends.

Step2: Make said friend fall in love with you.

Step 3: Become confused and come out at christmas dinner.

How to become Gay (guys way)

Step 1:Go to a gay bar.

Step 2: Get plastered.

Step 3: Take one of the guys home.... need i say more.

or you could just go to craigslist. but i wouldn't suggest it.