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"Rise and shine, Mr Freeman. Rise and shine"

Love that line.

Heck, though, I could quote most of Portal:

"You euthanised your faithful companion cube more quickly than any test subject
on record. Congratulations."

"It was a fun test, and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is
over. Come back."

"Didn't we have some fun, though? Remember when the platform was sliding into
the fire pit and i said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'NNOO WWAAYY", and then I
was all "We pretended we were going to murder you", that was great."

"That's it. I'm done reasoning with you. Starting now, there's going to be a
lot less conversation and a lot more killing."



Try to be reasonable... its easier than you think...