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Once upon a time in my early days at my current job, we had a issue with keeping are bathrooms filled supplies( at the time we had no janitor) so it was up to us but we never really stayed on top of it and there was one customer that lets us have it everytime, he would come in daily for his shit break( he had a long drive home) and he would just complain and complain and complain everyday..we would just give him tissue then ignore him. One day during christmas time he came in to do his business and once again we had no tissue and whole was up front in a chaotic christmas line and we couldnt tend to him..and wasnt gonna wait so he went to the bathroom. 15mins later he comes out and says " u still didnt have any tissue so I made own" and left, we didnt know wat he meant by that so we ignored him. We had gotren these chritmas sweaters that had just dissapeared...no body purchased any..nobody stole them( had security stickers)..wat happened to them???..me, my assistant and manager went loikin 4 them...we found them..turns out he had taken them to the bathroom...and took a shit all over them..not logs..more like a sombody poured a bowl or chunky chilli on them but it was Shit..it was 25 sweaters too on a seasonal sale everybody wanted..imagine Xxplaining this....