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d21lewis said:
forest-spirit said:
Why's there such commotion over 3D-tits and video game sex scenes?
Wake me when they include a secret threesome between Mario, Peach and Toad in NSMBWii...

Because they know the truth.  They know that Chun-Li's breasts are so perfect that if teenage boys EVER got a glimpse of them, real women would never measure up.  They'd spend the rest of their lives looking for a women with those perfect Chun Li titties.  The human race would cease production due to a lack of sex.  Now do you see what's at stake here!?!

Awww, poor girls

But don't worry, you can always have sex with me. Don't mind the Samus doll in my bed.