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throwing out some random crazy ideas.

 

you could try busking if you have any talents.

If there are any shellfish species that produce nacre where you live you could sell the nacre/process the nacre into trinkets such as necklaces and sell them to tourists/sell the edible part.   (providing that it is legal for you to harvest them). (nacre is used to make: jewelry as well as inlays in furniture and musical instruments). It is the same substance that pearls are made of. the difference being that instead of being a ball it coats the inside of the shell.

whore yourself out to a desperate fat/ugly/old woman.